Survivor Author Fails to Out Wit, Out Write 

 

Review by Mike Gange

 

Jump In

By Mark Burnett

Ballantine Books, $34.95, 272 pages

 

When the television show Survivor premiered in the summer of 2000, it was wildly different and broke all the usual rules of programming. You might recognize the predictable formula by now: sixteen oddball castaways are taken out of their homes and comfort zones, and marooned on a deserted island. By conspiring and conniving, they work to eliminate each other, one by one, until only two remain.  Despite the hurtful backstabbing and lying, the eliminated tribe members all come together in one more friendly meeting at the end to financially reward the person who they think played the game with the most chutzpa.  In barely five years, ten versions of Survivor have been filmed, and it has become a huge cash cow for its North American producer Mark Burnett, and of course for the CBS Television Network.

 

In many ways Burnett typifies the American Dream of the penniless immigrant who made a fortune. A former British paratrooper who saw military action in Ireland and the Falklands before coming to L.A., Mark Burnett arrived from England at age 22 with only $600 in his pocket, then sold T-shirts on Venice Beach and took temporary work as a rich family’s nanny to make ends meet.  In addition to the ten Survivor programs he has produced, his list of credits includes three of the Donald Trump series “The Apprentice,” and nine versions of Eco-Challenge. His show, The Contender, about up and coming boxers, is just getting underway on TV. He and Martha Stewart have a deal that will see Burnett take on production for Martha’s daytime shows later this year. 

 

In Jump In, Burnett shows why the business side of television is truly a game of “Outwit, Outplay and Outlast” among network executives. For example, after the huge success of Survivor 1, the president of CBS Television sent over a personal note of congratulations, a fruit basket, and a champagne colored Mercedes 500 SL. However, four days after the 9-11 calamity, that same CBS president called Burnett to say that preparations for Survivor 4 had to continue because advertisers had committed over $100 million to sponsor the program. Ironically, version 4 had been planned for the Arab Emirates, and was to be called “Survivor: Arabia.” Given the tension between the U.S. and the Arab world at that time, and despite the personal intervention of Jordan’s King Abdullah II, who promised things would go smoothly, it was hurriedly changed to “Survivor: Marquesas” and 50 containers of cameras and production gear were diverted en route from the middle east to the French Polynesian Island.

 

 

Jump In contains some interesting tid-bits about the world of television, such as those mentioned above, but on the whole, it is hugely disappointing. First of all, Burnett takes himself way too seriously. He fills the book with some of his principles for success, many of which sound like they came from the Homer Simpson School of Business: “Start small and build,” “Choose teammates who possess greater skills than you,” “Stay calm under pressure,” “Recognize when its time to move on,” and “Never quit.” Secondly, in total he tells us two new things about the behind-the-scenes efforts of Survivor: there is a production crew of about 400 who video tape the 16 contestants and edit the proceedings into a 13 week television show, and the best way to get on the show is to be wildly flamboyant on the audition tape.

 

Burnett comes across here as just another egotistical producer from ‘LALA’ land. He crows about his successes, but glosses over some of his TV ventures that have not worked well. He hardly mentions The Commando Nanny, for example, which was based on his own early experiences in Hollywood and was cancelled almost as soon as the pilot was filmed. Also swept aside here is the short-lived NBC show The Restaurant, which was based on a talented New York chef who lacked entrepreneurial acumen.  Because of its much too quirky and blatantly obvious product placement, it proved to be distasteful to critics and audiences alike and was quickly yanked by NBC executives.

 

Ultimately, Jump In is a lot like the Survivor series itself: it is shallow and self-serving, and filled with stuff that will be quickly forgotten.

 

Mike Gange teaches media studies and journalism at Fredericton High.